For the uninitiated, you'll know that you're having a Stooges day if the following occurs:
When this occurs, all you can do is move slowly for the rest of the day. It won't work, it won't prevent you from experiencing further horror -- but it might help just a tiny bit.
1. You reach for something and your hand misses it, causing the item to fall to the floor;It's foolproof. If this happens to you, rest assured: you are having a Stooges day. That exact scenario just happened to me, so I know for sure that I'm having a Stooges day.
2. When you bend over to pick it up, you hit your head on the edge of a table;
3. You stand back up, clutching your wounded head -- and notice that you still haven't picked the item up.
When this occurs, all you can do is move slowly for the rest of the day. It won't work, it won't prevent you from experiencing further horror -- but it might help just a tiny bit.
This message brought to you by the Department of Mental Health
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