March 25, 2013

Hair and people: same deal

Yesterday, I got my hair cut. I tossed about 6 inches -- but don't worry. It's still obnoxiously long.

As most women know, hairs are just like people. The longer they've been around, the less of them there are. That's why the ends of long hair can look wispy and lonely. You see, not too many head hairs last long enough to grow super-long. This is similar to the case of old people. If you watch a bunch of old people for decades, their numbers will drop. It's hard to stick around for a really, really long time.

I'm sure there's a moral here, but for now I'll just enjoy the fact that my hair looks fuller. You guys have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?

Never mind.

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