October 15, 2013

A beard is a helpful device

I've never had a beard before. Oh, I grew one now and then but I always shaved it off after a glance in the mirror. Made me look old. But now that I'm actually old, I don't mind that effect. In fact, I like the beard a lot.

The thing is, I look "finished" the instant I wake up. Before growing a beard, I'd look tacky in the morning because I hadn't shaved. But now I'm glorious from the get-go. Very helpful.

I imagine this is similar to women who have "makeup" tattooed on their face. Wake up, be perfect. It's a great idea.

Go, beards!

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