May 21, 2011

Don't forget: the world ends today, 6 PM sharp.

A good day for blasphemy!
From one of the dolts who believes he will be raptured today:
"We know the end will begin in New Zealand and will follow the sun and roll on from there," said Garcia, a 39-year-old father of six. "That's why God raised up all the technology and the satellites so everyone can see it happen at the same time."
I cannot imagine what it will be like for these gullible fools when the world doesn't end at 6 PM today. And to think they're following the predictions of a guy who's already been colossally wrong about this sort of thing once before! He ruined countless lives back then and is repeating his act today. Talk about an evil man.

Meanwhile, back in the real world:
A landslide buried 20 children and four adults at a Malaysian orphanage Saturday where scores of rescuers were digging by their hands in soil softened by the rains to find the missing, police said.
If today really was the rapture, I wouldn't mind if it meant I could stand before god and slap him across his face as hard as I could and claw his eyes out for creating a world with so much pain for so many innocent creatures. It might be worth the end of the world if I could do that.

But the world won't end today so I guess I'll just watch baseball tonight (you know, when the earthquakes are supposed to start rolling in). Go Mets!

6 comments:

Artichoke Annie said...

For me last night's Red Sox - Cub game WAS Judgement Day. Knocked all the air right out of me.

You wanted runs, Keith, whosh you sure got them... Congrats and damn those curses....fttt, fttt, fttt

writenow said...

It was a boring game. Whenever one team gets out ahead, it's totally dull. Let's hope for better tonight. The Mets/Yanks game was the hit from last night. Lots of fun. You need more teams, Annie. You gotta get more teams. I'm tellin' ya.

ish said...

I can't decide what I should wear.

writenow said...

Hi ish, nice to see you stop by. I don't think the outfits matter much at this point, it's already started to NOT happen in the areas that were to be struck first. What must be going on in the houses of the idiots that fell for this? I cannot imagine. They should be forced to wear dunce caps for the rest of their lives.

Artichoke Annie said...

In case you didn't notice: Heeere's Annie!

writenow said...

Thank goodness. I was wondering if only one person had been raptured, and it was you. What a relief to know you're well.

Hey, the series is tied!