May 5, 2011

New report from Department of Worry

Found this in the news today:
A new study published this week from The Netherlands states that having sex, blowing your nose or even drinking coffee can temporarily raise your risk of rupturing a brain aneurysm and suffering a stroke. 
Everyone just sit very still. Don't do anything. 


Artichoke Annie said...

Here's a theme song for your department:

writenow said...

That was very cool. I have an album of his. A friend gave it to me. But this song is better. Thanks.