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Dog. |
I just tossed two aspirin into a dish . . .
and they landed on edge and remained standing! Now, if this was merely a one-aspirin toss, you might write it off. But this was an official
two-aspirin toss and
both landed on edge.
It must be a sign! It's gotta be!
After hours spent in meditation, I believe I know what this means. Dog has given me a sign because he's so
goddamn happy about the upcoming publication of
Xmas Carol. That
has to be it! Dog is speaking to me!
Now I know how Pat Robertson feels.
1 comment:
Praise Jeebus! I wonder what the odds are. Probably high, but not as high as my odds of hitting the Mega-Millions in the office pool. Lord-ee!
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