March 1, 2012


I BELIEVE there is no god but there is a heaven.

I BELIEVE life is a test.

I BELIEVE that if you think god is real, you fail the test. You are unsuitable for the afterlife.

I BELIEVE that when religious people die, they simply turn to ashes and blow away. There is no heaven for them.
I BELIEVE that only atheists go to heaven. To me, it's the only answer that makes sense.

(And don't you go disrespecting my BELIEFS, you hear me? I don't want to find any of you blaspheming me in the comments, or anything. Just saying.)


Artichoke Annie said...

Close to my "poof" theory.

Love you.

writenow said...

Poof works for me, too. Hi, Annie!