I BELIEVE there is no god but there is a heaven.
I BELIEVE life is a test.
I BELIEVE that if you think god is real, you fail the test. You are unsuitable for the afterlife.
I BELIEVE that when religious people die, they simply turn to ashes and blow away. There is no heaven for them.
I BELIEVE that only atheists go to heaven. To me, it's the only answer that makes sense.
(And don't you go disrespecting my BELIEFS, you hear me? I don't want to find any of you blaspheming me in the comments, or anything. Just saying.)
I BELIEVE life is a test.
I BELIEVE that if you think god is real, you fail the test. You are unsuitable for the afterlife.
I BELIEVE that when religious people die, they simply turn to ashes and blow away. There is no heaven for them.
I BELIEVE that only atheists go to heaven. To me, it's the only answer that makes sense.
(And don't you go disrespecting my BELIEFS, you hear me? I don't want to find any of you blaspheming me in the comments, or anything. Just saying.)
2 comments:
Close to my "poof" theory.
Love you.
Poof works for me, too. Hi, Annie!
Post a Comment