August 4, 2013

The pencil gambit

After hearing that Joe Gerardi penciled in Alex Rodriguez' name for tomorrow's Yankees game, I decided to pencil in Pope Francis' name on my gay agenda: tomorrow, 3pm, espresso at my place. I hope he's not sleeping at that time. I hear they keep strange hours in Italy.

Hmmm. I think I'll offer him ladyfingers with his espresso. Once he's had his fill, I'll straighten him out about the whole gay marriage thing. I'm glad Joe Girardi suggested this.

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