January 3, 2011

Lest anyone wonder why I smack the popey guy

Joe.My.God today reports:
Yesterday Pope Benedict spoke via satellite from the Vatican to bless the hundreds of thousands gathered at a massive annual anti-gay marriage rally in Madrid.
Here are some of the popey guy's words:
“The motherly gaze of the Virgin Mary, the loving protection given by St Joseph, and the sweet presence of the Child Jesus are a true image of what each Christian family should be.”
See, ya gotta have the mommy doll, the daddy doll and the baby doll. Cause that's what baby jesus wants. And we wouldn't want baby jesus to cry. We really, really wouldn't want that. He might hurl lightning bolts at the Earth!

Here's some more on the day from Spero News:
Organized by the Archdiocese of Madrid and Cardinal Antonio Rouco Varela under the motto ‘The Christian Family: the hope of Europe,’ the event began at 10 AM in the Plaza de Colon. The cardinal, in the company of fifty bishops from Spain, France, The Netherlands, and as far away as Poland, celebrated Mass on an elevated dais that was surmounted by a white cross some sixty feet tall. Also present were the thousands of lay people, including small children, representing not only Spain, but also various other countries and represented by their national flags.
Pomp, circumstance, costumes, 60-foot crosses and bunches of kids. Party time! Doesn't it get you all choked up when the popey guy uses kids for props against gay marriage? It's so sweet. The man really understands the wonder of childhood. Now if he'd only he could get his priests to stop raping them . . .

This guy is my mortal enemy, as he announces almost every single day. All nations enter righteous wars when attacked. So it is with me.

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