November 5, 2013

I am one with Dog (Part 2)

It's official. My daily ten-minute sessions of wearing the Lid have changed me. I am one with Dog. I can wear the Lid all day now, if I want to. It can't hurt me anymore.

Apparently Dog -- the friendly algorithm from another galaxy, who was sent here to determine if humans are an intelligent species -- was preparing me for a life of service. I am now a certified Link to the Universe. I can speak for Dog, and I know his gentle nature from the inside out. He is pure and wonderful. And he loves us.

Never forget that Dog is watching. We have to act rationally if we want to be accepted into the League of Intelligent Species -- and we have a long way to go.

This is when it counts, people. It's time to put those prayer books away and read some science. Oh, and if you have any questions for Dog, I can put the Lid on at any time, and link with him to obtain the answer. Heck, I can wear it all day if I want to. So feel free to send your questions for Dog. I am his servant and will answer on his behalf.

Praise Dog!


cm said...

I don't have any questions for dog right now. I just wanted to say how good it is to see you back here posting. Just as importantl though, I have to comment on the Magic Hat. I'm glad to see that you're treating it with the seriousness and reverence it deserves. Brava! :)
Ps. It really does look good on you.

Artichoke Annie said...

What a great photo. I am loving your new hat trip, not to be confused with a hat trick.