July 13, 2012

Ban on fortune-telling overturned in La.

Maria Ouspenskaya, actress.
I wonder if a Louisiana judge wasn't trying to protect Jeebus from harm when she decided this case. Judge Dee Drell sided with a magistrate and struck down a ban on fortunetelling for a spurious reason:
The city argued the business of fortunetelling is a fraud and inherently deceptive, but U.S. Magistrate James Kirk concluded that fortunetelling is free speech protected by the First Amendment. 
I don't see how that argument holds water. Sure, if you're fortunetelling on a streetcorner for free, you might conclude this is free speech. But these "psychics" charge money for their lies. It is indeed a fraud.

But horrors, if they let the law stand, it might cast a shadow on churches where they also collect money and tell people lies. Might religion be the same sort of illegal fraud? I imagine the authorities had an aha moment that went something like this: "We'd better get this goldarned law off the books right quick before it hurts the baby Jeebus!" 

Fraud is fraud. The judge was wrong and the magistrate before her was wrong. 

By the way, here's my favorite part of the linked story:
Adams told The Town Talk newspaper last year that she is a fifth-generation psychic.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

As an author, I would think you would be receptive to the idea of selling fictions to a willing purchaser.

writenow said...

But my stories will appear in the fiction, rather than the non-fiction, section of the bookstore. Hey, Bret!

Unknown said...

Most fortune tellers I've seen are no where near a non-fiction section. Most are very near prostitutes. That seems rather fitting.