Once in a while, I come up with a pithy line that seems like it belongs on a T-shirt. Here are a few of my slogans. I want all of you to put these on T-shirts and wear them to church.
T-SHIRTS:
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I understand and I wish to continue.
Religion is hatred with a halo.
Sin. It's good, real good.
If heaven is filled with Christians, it must be avoided it all costs.
Everyone who believes in god is a traitor to mankind.
Faith is the problem, not the solution.
No matter how hard we look, there is no evidence for God.
This is called a "clue".
"We will smear our shi_ty asses across your sky."
Signed, The Religious Right
Just say no to god. [Alternate version: "Just say no to faith."]
There is no god.
This message brought to you by the Department of Mental Health.
T-SHIRTS:
You must be blogged in to leave a comment.
I understand and I wish to continue.
Religion is hatred with a halo.
Sin. It's good, real good.
If heaven is filled with Christians, it must be avoided it all costs.
Everyone who believes in god is a traitor to mankind.
Faith is the problem, not the solution.
No matter how hard we look, there is no evidence for God.
This is called a "clue".
"We will smear our shi_ty asses across your sky."
Signed, The Religious Right
Just say no to god. [Alternate version: "Just say no to faith."]
There is no god.
This message brought to you by the Department of Mental Health.
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