April 3, 2013

Thoughts of the day

1. It's not that men are from Mars and women are from Venus. It's that men are children and women are grown-ups.

2. If you have size 14 feet, you'll never be the victim of a nighttime burglary. All you have to do is leave your shoes outside the front door.

3. The danger posed by wolves, bears, lions, hawks and other natural predators is the basis of the devil myth. It is our heritage from our animal ancestors. This is so obvious, it shouldn't need to be stated.

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