January 12, 2013

Dimwit opens mouth. Words fall out.

Bill Donohue, NYC's resident Catholic loon, taking a page from Laurence O'Donnell, said:
"[B]ecause Obama embraces the gay agenda, he should not swear on the Bible. The point is not without merit. Given Obama’s ideology, perhaps it would make more sense for him to swear on Das Kapital."
It's a fun idea. Obviously the bible is a cesspool, so let's get rid of it. What book do you think Obama should use when being sworn in as president?

My suggestion is "Catch-22".

2 comments:

Artichoke Annie said...

I love you Keith. You are the epitome of brilliance!

writenow said...

I can't argue with a comment like that. With all the Newspeak, he could use Brave New World if he'd rather. Just imagine the conspiracy theories. Really, it's a fun topic.