The squirrel plan

Okay, so Slappy the squirrel and his pals are ripping my attic to pieces. I can't believe the noises I hear. It's like a construction crew is up there redesigning the place.

So here's the plan. This afternoon we're going to set off two bug bombs in the attic. We'll give them a chance to scurry and then patch up any holes we find in the house. Will this work? I don't know. But it's a way to do it without hurting Slappy and his new family, so I hope so.

Wish me luck!