May 3, 2012

Fuzzy costumes drive me crazy

I cannot abide these people who dress up in "cute" fuzzy mascot costumes at baseball games. But I mean I really can't stand them.

You know how Sam the bartender on Cheers felt about mimes? That's exactly how I feel about people in fuzzy costumes. I want to scrunch these mascots underfoot. I want them to disappear.

I hate them with a passion and will even change the channel if I can't fast-forward past the images. Grrrrrrrr.

I don't suppose there's anyone out there who feels similarly. Anyone? Sam? Ted? Anyone?


Artichoke Annie said...

Well I'm guessing the sausage races up at Brewer Stadium drive you out of the room for a potty break.

You will love this, the Cubs organization bans mascots at Wrigley Field. For years there was a guy dressed up as a Cubbie Bear and he was forbidden entry.

I wonder if this could be part of the Cubs jinx?

writenow said...

Good old Cubs. I'm glad to hear they ban mascots. Can't be the cause of the curse. Can't be. (Mostly because there's no such thing as a curse.)