On New Year's Eve, people get too drunk, too high, eat too much, have unsafe sex and then crash into innocent people on the way home. Nice holiday. I respect it a lot and can see why people treasure it. Ignorant gits.
It wasn't an easy decision, giving this award to New Year's Day. It had to edge out some serious competition, most notably from July 4th. But New Year's Day definitely gets the Special Gold Dunce Cap.
A holiday that "celebrates" nothing is an amazing thing to observe. I especially love how the stupidest people gather in little prison-cells on 42nd Street to watch a light go up a pole. Now that's entertainment!
So as you celebrate this day of all days, I don't know what the hell you're doing. Wake up! As for me, I have a warm and wonderful feeling in my heart today because I know I'm going to completely destroy this holiday in a future book. I guarantee you that New Year's Day is already shaking in its boots. It feels me sneaking up behind it, and it has every reason to worry.
I will eviscerate you, New Year's Day -- that's a promise.
4 comments:
we're this far from nuking all of you....
the X-MAS vacuum cleaner for the atheists....
shermer, randi, myers, pz, dawkins, harris
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why does everyone always want to PUNCH you, shermer?
THE HIGH PRICE OF REVOLUTION
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Yay, my first wingnut commenter! Huzzah!
Frame it!
The fool mindlessly published the same comment on other posts, so I threw him in the spam folder. Too bad. If he was posting original idiotic comments, I'd leave them up. But these guys can't think. All they're capable of is copying and pasting.
I'm glad to be past the "first wingnut" hurdle, though. Luckily, another atheist blog put me on its blogroll, and that blog has tons of visitors so I expect a flood of wingnuts to arrive. Yay!!!!!!
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