Do it in the proper order

Another day, another father goes postal on his family.

A Virginia man shot his wife and their two young children to death on Father's Day and then killed himself, police said.

Now, see, it's not that these guys have the wrong idea. They're just doing it in the wrong order. For instance, this guy's order probably looked something like this:

1. Kill wife
2. Kill kid
3. Kill other kid
4. Kill self

Okay, now let's see if we can't straighten up that list for him. This is how he should have ordered his activities:

1. Kill self

See how that works? If you know someone who might do something like this, be sure to tell him the proper order. It could be helpful.