Here comes jeebus! (Photo: Time) |
One delicious thing I did not know until reading the linked article is that he's from Staten Island. That is so perfect.
Don't forget to give all your possessions away to ensure that you're among the saved. You'll surely be Raptured if you do this. Saved! Woot!
And don't worry if you're not saved. Mr. Always Right says: "There should be no suffering whatsoever for the unsaved. They will simply vanish into nothingness." Well, hooray for that too!
2 comments:
These end-times are becoming as frequent as Republican debates....and about as exciting.
Let's just skip this one. No parties, no nothing.
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