February 1, 2011

New, fuzzy bunny scanners

Thank goodness! 

It seems America's innocence and purity will be preserved after all. Have you seen the new "modest" scanners for airport use? 

Instead of those darn intrusive scans that showed, you know, stuff, these new, improved modest scanners only show a pink fuzzy bunny figure for women, and a blue fuzzy bunny figure for men. 

Thank heavens!  I know I'll rest easier tonight. You?

3 comments:

Anna Guess Pick said...

Best news I've heard all day. Thanks Keith.

Anna Guess Pick said...

P.S. Back in the old days in the nursery we used to check the color of our booties to see what sex we were.

writenow said...

In my human rights days, I actually encountered a company that used pink applications for women and blue for men. Makes you want to bang you head against a wall.