Media never had sex, apparently

There's a headline at the Daily News today that says:

"NSA leaker once bragged about sex marathons and the joys of 'post-coital Krispy Kremes' ".

Duh. Seriously, is that headline from junior high, or what? Only someone with a pathetic or non-existent sex life could think that's interesting. So here's another thing the media has to do: go out and have some sex (if anyone will have you).

Note: No link because the words only appear on the headline page.