June 17, 2013

Jesus is in Phoenix

There's been a new, incredibly stupid Jesus-sighting. I suggest you kneel as you read the following excerpts from a highly ignorable story. Apparently right now, this very second, Jesus is appearing as a stain on a tile floor at the Phoenix airport. Hallelujah!
The smudge — dubbed the "Tile Jesus" of Terminal 3 — is seeing worshipers flocking in their hundreds to catch a glimpse.

"It's definitely Our Lord Jesus Christ," said unemployed dental hygienist Becky Martin, who's visited the site every day for the last two weeks.

"He appears to us from time to time in ordinary places, to remind us He is here with us always, being our spiritual guide," she added to the Phoenix New Times.
Highly uplifting. Truly.

2 comments:

Artichoke Annie said...

Well I hope Jesus has time to grab a meal at the Barrio Cafe while he is lingering at the Phoenix airport. It is the best Mexican food ever. My favorite stop-over place.

Next time I fly through should I ask for a table for two?

writenow said...

Well, I don't know about that. But you should certainly be careful about where you put your feet.