A great cloud of gnats

Gnat/Wikipedia.

For the past week, there has been a dense cloud of nearly a trillion gnats outside my house. You have to hold a hand over your nose and mouth and run like mad to get through them. You know, I can't help but wonder. Could dog have sent these gnats to me?

I've thought long and hard about what dog may be trying to tell me with this visitation of gnats. And I think I've figured it out! Dog is trying to teach me what a huge cloud of gnats looks like. And dang if he hasn't succeeded in his efforts. I know just what a huge cloud of gnats looks like now.

That dog! You have to give him credit. In his omniscient way, he takes time out of his busy schedule to teach us great things.