Catholic bishops on gays: the devil is to blame

Logo of the Evil Ones.

Hat tip to Joe Jervis for pointing me to this story. The evil US Conference of Catholic Bishops is trying to convince the flock that Satan causes homosexuality. The USCCB wrote the most inane, unbalanced, hate-filled rant against gays -- and it was published in the official newspaper of the Boston archdiocese.

It's such a funny article. Read it if you like, and watch the writer tie himself up in knots as he tries to push an insane proposition on readers. There are gems throughout the piece. Here's one:

The incidence of finding identical twins with identical same-sex attraction is relatively rare and certainly not anywhere near one hundred percent.

Don't you love that? It's "rare" and "certainly not . . . near 100%". As if those two statements gel together beautifully. What boobs. There are insane leaps in "logic" all over the place. Here's one:

In other words, the scientific evidence of how same-sex attraction most likely may be created provides a credible basis for a spiritual explanation that indicts the devil.

Indeed. Makes perfect sense if you're a loon. The catholic church has fallen so far, so fast, it is breathtaking to observe the plunge. Read the whole thing if you want a laugh. These people are full-out evil twits. What hatred lives in their hearts. But then I guess that's what jeebus wants: filthy creatures motivated entirely by hatred. At least, that's what the US Conference of Catholic Bishops would have us believe.

Does no Roman Catholic leader have a sense of shame over these antics? I do not hear local bishops railing against the bigotry of this foul Council. I guess every "man of the cloth" in the catholic church has a rancid soul. Surprise, surprise.

PS: The twit who wrote this is Daniel Avila. And if you read the whole thing, you come to see what he's trying to do: push god away from having responsibility for creating gays. Can't have that -- it might cause problems. You see this tactic clearly here:

Therefore, whenever natural causes disturb otherwise typical biological development, leading to the personally unchosen beginnings of same-sex attraction, the ultimate responsibility, on a theological level, is and should be imputed to the evil one, not God.

God made everything except for gay people. The devil did that. These people are so stupid, it's amazing.