Showing posts with label impossible situation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label impossible situation. Show all posts

March 12, 2013

Insurrection in the yard

Oh, the terrible things they say!
Longtime readers know that I'm a friend to all animals, especially birds. Well, I've got a goose problem.

The flock is furious with me because I've stopped feeding them. What can I say? I'd like to help them out but when I do, the result is that more and more geese arrive. They know a good thing when they see it. In the end, I had over 200 geese out there. I just can't feed that many of them. The problem is two-fold: it's expensive to come up with all that feed, and if I don't put enough out, there's a huge fight over the food. Given these problems, I stopped feeding them.

They're not pleased. The main goose, Milo -- the finest goose who ever lived -- honks madly at my window each morning. He is so angry with me! And when I go out for a walk, I can sense that they're talking about me, putting me down and saying hateful things. This is hard for a bird lover to deal with.

But I can't feed the world. On the other hand, I can feed peanuts to the crows, jays and squirrels. They're territorial, so their numbers increase only when they give birth. In other words, there isn't a growing group of hangers-on. I'm glad for that, at least.

Still, I wish the geese would stop talking about me. I may have to get an order of protection, in the end. And I feel just terrible because Milo and I are pals. We go way back. Sigh.