As the bird drops

In the news this morning there was a report that another batch of birds has fallen from the sky, this time in Italy. That makes how many bird kills now? I'm not sure; I've lost count.

But it occurs to me that I need to say something to god, and that is: 

Buzz off, god. You hurt Crow and I swear I'll get back at you big-time. You hear?

Okay. Just had to get that off my chest. Carry on.