How to clean house quickly and efficiently

This is from The Independent:

Thousands of people have resigned from the Lutheran church in Finland after its Archbishop said he rejoiced “with my whole heart” following the government vote to legalise same-sex marriage.

I think that's fabulous. What a great way to rid a church of its most hateful members. They should do this in all sorts of organizations. Consider who would be left behind: the good people!

Then there wouldn't be a need to wear white cowboy hats and black cowboy hats when you head out to church. Everyone could go hatless! Think of the savings in haberdashery.

Some churches aren't filled with hate

LOS ANGELES — The Evangelical Lutheran Church of America has elected to a six-year term the denomination's first openly gay bishop.

And it gets better:

Officials say the "partnered gay man" is also the first Native American to be elected. Erwin is part Osage Indian. 

Catholic church, take note. Religion doesn't automatically include hatred of gays. Imagine that!