October 22, 2015

Just a thing

I'm not posting lately because I no longer have an urge to blog. After doing it religiously for a number of years, I find that I've already covered every topic in the universe. My work here is done.

So all you get today is this nonsense:

I was thinking about the silly phrase "a murder of crows", when I realized this technique could be expanded. For instance:

1. A pestilence of priests.
2. A steeple of conservatives.
3. A poof of saints.

Okay, now it's your turn. Submit your inventions in the comments. Remember, you must match the tenor of "a murder of crows". In other words, you work your own opinion into the phrase, as some evil people did with a murder of crows. (Crows are very sweet. I adore them, which is why I object to this phrase.) Put another way, the object of this exercise is to piss off people who love the group that is being described.

G'wan, I'm waiting...


cm said...

A cesspool of Trumps

writenow said...

I'll see your cesspool of Trumps, and raise you a chowderhead of creationists.

Artichoke Annie said...

Well if you are de-blogging I will miss you. As to thinking up something.........at the moment it is just too much work. I have had a busy day.... maybe tomorrow.

cm said...

I see your chowder head of creationists and raise a cacophony of Kardashians

writenow said...

I see your cacophony of Kardashians...and raise you an absence of spirits. Take that!