No shame

Remember those two girls who were charged for bullying another girl who jumped to her death, seemingly because of the abuse? Well, after getting off scot-free in court, Katelyn Roman made a bizarre statement on the Today Show.

One of the two girls cleared of driving a 12-year-old Florida girl to suicide says she doesn’t feel guilty about the teen’s death.

Katelyn Roman, 13, made the stunning admission on NBC’s “Today” show Thursday.

“No, I do not feel I did anything wrong,” said Katelyn, speaking publicly for the first time.

That's probably because you're a psychopath, dear. Later in the article, we get a special bonus. Apparently, Katelyn thinks she "learned a lesson" from what happened.

“I learned it’s not OK to bully. When you have a chance, stand up to bullies,” she said.

Stand up to bullies?! Did she actually say that? Does this girl have any clue that she's the bully? Lessons learned, my ass. I think she should run for a Republican seat in the House of Representatives. They'd love her over there.

Sure, that makes sense

In a new GQ magazine profile, former Congressman and mayoral hopeful Anthony Weiner says if it weren't for the Internet he probably would have gotten elected.

Indeed. It was the evil internet that did in poor, innocent Anthony Weiner when he tried to become Mayor of New York City. You see, it had nothing to do with his own behavior -- nothing at all! No, it was that nasty internet. You know how it's always reaching out and trashing good, innocent people.

Why, Anthony might be King by now if it wasn't for the internet. Really.

This guy is so disgusting I cannot believe that anyone voted for him. But nitwits did. Maybe that's the saddest thing about his run.

Religion makes some people do good things

And then they're arrested and put on trial. Why? Because: USA! USA! USA!

I love this story. As a protest, three old people made it all the way into a nuclear plant in Tennessee. Asked why they did this, Sister Megan Rice, one of the threesome, stated "It is manufacturing that which can only cause death."

She's 1,000% right about that. We're killing future generations by maintaining nuclear plants that produce highly radioactive material that can kill for 50,000 years. And did I mention there's no plan -- none at all --- to deal with the spent nuclear fuel that is piling up at every reactor on the face of the Earth? (Note how well this worked out for Fukushima.)

Although the three are religious -- to the point where they believe a "miracle" led them to the uranium-rich area of the plant -- they're also very cool.

The defendants spent two hours inside the Y-12 National Security Complex. They cut through security fences, hung banners, strung crime-scene tape and hammered off a small chunk of the fortress-like Highly Enriched Uranium Materials Facility, or HEUMF, inside the most secure part of complex. 

I really liked this part:

[Sister Megan] Rice said she didn't feel obligated to ask the Catholic bishop in the area for permission to act at Y-12. Challenged by a prosecutor about whether it would have been a courtesy to inform superiors of her plans, Rice responded: "I've been guilty of many discourtesies in my life."

You have to love American nuns. They're just great. But now these three are on trial and may face 20 years in prison! Yeah, that makes sense. They showed that anyone can make into the most secure part of a nuclear facility -- and some people find this problematic. Go figure. I think what really happened is that these three old people showed that the emperor has no clothes. And the emperor is not pleased. They should receive a citizenship medal, not be on trial.